Shopkeeper

The Shopkeeper is a character in game who mans The Curiosity Shop stall and sells items to players.

The Shopkeeper in the Curiosity Shop in-game.

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I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!

— The Shopkeeper

The Shopkeeper has specific voice lines triggered by buying certain items, or for the player's hero when they buy a T4 item.

Voice lines

Hero specific voice lines

These voice lines are triggered upon purchasing a Tier 4 Item.

Hero	Audio	Transcription
Abrams		Good luck, detective Abrams.
		You are a very large man. But don’t feel sorry for anyone who’s trying to stop you.
		I don’t suppose you’re looking to sell that book you’re carryin’, are ya?
Bebop		Have fun out there, Bebop.
		Miss Shelly’s a good lady. It means a lot that you’re lookin‘ out for her.
		Bebop, you got an eye for quality.
Calico		Keep the cat off the counter.
		You ask me, the Oracle was way too harsh when they called you a warmonger.
		Blood money is like normal money with a story.
Dynamo		How’s Marlowe doing, Professor?
		Good luck gettin‘ your body back, Professor.
		Okay, so how does this work. I sell you guns, you get my kid through admissions…?
Grey Talon		I hope you find what you’re lookin‘ for, Grey Talon.
		First time in New York, Talon?
		You’re not messin‘ around, are ya?
		Talon, if you’re on a revenge tour, let me be your merch guy.
Haze		You are gonna be the only one left standin‘, Haze.
		If your enemies hated you before, they’re really gonna be pissed now!
		I can’t believe I get sell my wares to a bona fide dream stalker. The boys ain’t gonna believe it!
		The OSIC aren’t investigating me, right Haze?
Holliday		I will happily sell you this, as you don’t have jurisdiction in New York.
		Good huntin‘, Holliday.
		I’d hate to be on your bad side, Holliday.
Infernus		Fern! Catch you at Jezebel’s later?
		Hank better appreciate all the work you’re puttin‘ in, Fern.
		So long as you don’t burn down my shop, we’re all good.
Ivy		It’s a pleasure to serve the savior of Spanish Harlem.
		I haven’t seen you buy one of these bad boys since you took out the Mendoza Syndicate.
		You’re the classiest gargoyle I’ve ever had the pleasure of sellin‘ guns to, Ivy.
Kelvin		Word of advice; If you wanna blend in, take off the parka.
		I’ve seen my share of wights. And you, Kelvin, you’re a mentsh.
		If you need anythin‘ else for your next expedition, you know where to find me.
Lady Geist		Forgive me, for not shaking the glowing, green arm.
		And a good day to you and Oathkeeper.
		That lock on your arm is lookin‘ a little rusty. Might wanna get that checked out later.
Lash		Well, if it isn’t the poster boy for the Celtics.
		So is this for a pit-fight, or just recreational mayhem?
		Look, just don’t bring any trouble my way, Lash, okay?
McGinnis		Give ‘em hell, McGinnis!
		You are a one woman killin‘ machine
		You’re a testament to your profession, McGinnis.
		You can spend that Fairfax Industries paycheck here anytime you want.
Mirage		If the Djinn need anything, let me know.
		You’re a hell of a bodyguard, Mirage.
		Hope your trip to New York is a memorable one.
		Look, I never was a fan of Wyoming anyway.
Mo & Krill		Mo-ho, you beautiful mole bastard, give me a hug!
		Alright boys, give ‘em hell.
		You smell like a sewer, but your money smells like heaven.
Paradox		They should know better than to mess with you.
		Time comes for everyone, eh?
		Good luck, Paradox.
Pocket		You can spend daddy's money here whenever you want.
		Look, when I called you a trust fund baby, that was before I knew you were spending your trust fund here.
		You ever wanna sell some of your toys here, you let me know.
		There goes one good-lookin‘ son of a bitch.
Seven		Your rivals… won’t be around much longer.
		When you get your revenge, remember who helped you.
		I’m… just gonna pretend I never saw you.
		When the cops come askin‘, you weren’t here and I absolutely didn’t sell you anything.
Shiv		Have fun stakin‘ people.
		Shiv, may your nights be long, and your aim be true.
		Good seein‘ you, Shiv.
		You know me: anything to support the Baxter Society.
Vindicta		If you’re lookin‘ for vengeance, this is the only thing to buy.
		Good luck extracting bloody revenge.
		Vindicta, it is always a pleasure to have your business, and a relief to see you leave.
Viscous		Godspeed, you beautiful ball o’goo.
		I like the cut of your jib, Viscous.
		I don’t know where a walking aquarium got that kind of coin, but, I’m happy to take it.
Warden		Keep fightin‘ the good fight.
		Appreciate you keepin‘ the streets clean.
		I’m not one to judge the line between vigilante and civil servant.
		You ever wanna pawn that cape or gun of yours, you let me know.
Wraith		Big fan of your operation, Wraith.
		I don’t suppose you know what lines you’re settin‘ for next weeks game?
		From one degenerate gambler to another: Good luck.
Wrecker		Just take it and get outta here!
		Did you just… lick your lips?
		Please don’t eat me.
Yamato		Arigato. (Alt: "Ari-gay-to"; "Ari-gay-toh"; "Arih-gatoh"; "Arigiyuhh… ari-arigata. Lady, I’m trying here."; "Arigeat… Uh, I’m tryin‘ here."; "Arigat… Urgh, I-I’m tryin‘ here.")
		That is a hell of a sword, and I’m grateful it’s not pointed at me.
		You have fun stabbin‘ folks.

Item specific voice lines

Item	Audio	Transcription
Belt Fed		Helloo rate of fire!
Crippling Headshot		Generally speaking, putting one in the head is always good advice, but it's even better advice now.
Detention Rounds		They're gonna stare there and weep while you shoot them!
Frenzy		Hopefully this'll give you the edge to survive, but if it doesn't you're gonna go down swinging!
Glass Cannon		High risk, high reward.
Lucky Shot		They say a little luck never hurt anyone, but in this case it's gonna do some serious damage amirite?
Spiritual Overflow		Your abilities are about to go to the next level!
		You're about to make some magic happen my friend!
Ricochet		You are gonna be shooting things that you never even knew existed!
Silencer		This bad boy was developed to stop possessed mystics.
Siphon Bullets		Allow me to provide the answer to the age old question, what if Oathkeeper was a gun?
Colossus		Objectively speaking, turning into a giant punching machine is a thing of beauty
Inhibitor		If you're looking to cripple your enemy do I have the thing for you!
Leech		Ho-ho-ho my friend, you just upped your survivability by at least 30%!
Phantom Strike		You're gonna be bouncing around that battlefield like... something that bounces around a battlefield!
Shadow Weave		If someone over 20 meters says they can see you, they're a liar.
Unstoppable		My friend, you are about to be unstoppable!
Boundless Spirit		Your mastery of the occult will go down in legend.
Curse		I see you're looking to put someone on tilt!
Diviner's Kevlar		If I were channelling a mystic ritual, this is the only armour I'd buy.
		Now, If I was (hypothetically) trying to summon an elder god in a convoluted attempt to make my dreams a reality, that right there is the armour I'd buy.
Echo Shard		The Echo Shard. My personal favourite, for when I'm looking to cause degenerate mayhem.
Escalating Exposure		Now this isn't as flashy as some of the glyphs I sell but when it comes to raw power, you can't do much better.
Mystic Reverb		He-he-You are going to leave a lasting impression my friend!
Refresher		Just when your enemies think you are out of tricks, BAM you use them again!
Surge of Power		Reloading is for lesser men.

Generic voice lines

Trigger	Audio	Transcription
Purchase a Weapon item		Stay strong, buddy!
		Good luck!
		An excellent choice.
		Tell you what, I'll throw in a free key chain.
		Well, someone's lookin' to make a statement.
		Your enemies will curse your name!
		I got one of those for the Misses. Big fan!
		Little bit of advice: Don't get caught.
		We live in interesting times, don't we?
		Have fun, don't get dead
		Hope you win whatever fight you're about to start.
		You wanna buy a mug to go with your gun?
		I got more where that came from!
		Today you're makin' history!
		I-It's brutal out there, eh?
Purchase a Vitality item		A little protection goes a long way.
		Good luck not gettin' shot!
		If you need more protection, you know where to find me.
		My friend, survival is paramount.
		If you're lookin' to survive, you came to the right place.
		Pragmatic, stylish... I love it!
		Look who's ready for a two AM metro ride!
		Stay safe out there.
		That's gonna help keep your blood on the inside
		Someone's gonna be bleedin' on the concrete, and it ain't gonna be you.
		Stay two steps ahead of death my friend.
		You'll be the last one standin'.
		Ha, the old New York tuxedo!
		Swing by anytime.
		Come back if you need anything else.
		Someone's using their noodle.
Purchase a Spirit item		If you like that, I got some other stuff that fell off the truck.
		Aah. You have discerning taste.
		Don't mind the blood on that, it's gently used.
		Exquisite, isn't it?
		Bought that off a Knickerbocker that was about to get his legs broken.
		You're not gonna regret that.
		I won't lie, I don't know what that does, but my kid says all the mystics are buying it!
		Now, I don't go sellin' these to just anyone.
		Now go out there and impose your will.
		You have a good eye.
		I see someone appreciates fine craftsmanship.
		Good luck completin' the ritual!
		A little bit of the divine, right here in your hot little hands.
		Here's your chance to shape your destiny.
		You got expensive taste. I love it.
Purchase an item early in the game		Welcome to my shop of curiosity.
		And what can I do for you?
		Lookie what I got here.
		These are dangerous times. You don't wanna be... unprepared?
		How may I be of service?
		Y-you got souls to trade, right?
		If you're lookin' for the remarkable, you've come to the right place.
		Such delights I can sell you.
		Welcome! Welcome.
		Allow me to pique your curiosity.
		What are you lookin' for? Guns? Trinkets? Tickets to South Pacific?
		Curios don't do justice to the wonders I sell.
		I'm sure you'll see something here you like.
		Welcome to New York! Need a gun?
		The Curiosity Shop is open for business.
		From the mundane to the spectacular: The Curiosity Shop has what you need!

Seasonal voice lines

Trigger	Audio	Transcription

Trivia

• The Shopkeeper has a wife and a child.

• The Shopkeeper model is also used for the Newscaster stalls.