Paradox/Quotes

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	In time, all men die, the gun just speeds things up.
	Trust me: You want me on your side.
	People who say you can't outrun a bullet have a severe lack of imagination.
	Time travel isn't a thing... yet.
	Time's a-wastin'! That was a little time joke. Not sure if you picked up on that.
	I gave up my name to join Paradox. And it's a choice I would gladly make again.
	Do- really? Don't expect me to explain how this all works. Just be happy that it works.
	No one can stop me from taking what I want.
	It was smart to turn to Paradox for help.
	I represent Paradox, and we always get what we want.

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	More time to plan a heist.
	That certainly was a choice.
	Spurning Paradox is a mistake.
	Paradox will remember this insult.
	You... realize I create walls of time, right?
	Think I'll take a walk through the museum.
	Great. I didn't wanna miss the Paradox blackmail party tonight, anyway.
	You know where to find me if you want my help.
	You're gonna regret it.
	Good luck out there.

Conversations

Conversation voice lines are intended to play at the beginning of a match, but have not yet been implemented.

Character	Complete?	Audio	Transcription
Abrams	Yes		Abrams: I don't like the way you've been looking at the tome. Paradox: Can't a girl be curious? Abrams: I'm warning you Paradox. You touch my property, you won't like what happens next.
			Paradox: We've been following your work, detective. Abrams: Who's we? Paradox: Paradox. Abrams: And why's that? Paradox: We like secrets and you seem to have a knack for finding them. But a word of advice. Some things aren't meant to be revealed. Stop asking questions about us. Abrams: Ugh, I'll keep that in mind. Paradox: Be sure that you do.
			Paradox: You look uneasy, detective. Abrams: Just wondering if we're going to have a problem. Paradox: With the ritual upon us, Paradox has bigger concerns than your nose in our business. So no, you have nothing to fear from me.
Bebop	No		Paradox: You're a marvel to behold, Bebop. Truly exquisite craftsmanship. Paradox: I can't wait to see it.
			Paradox: Between the two of us, we'll put them right where we want them.
			Paradox: "Bebop". That's a curious name for a golem. Paradox: Do you play? Paradox: Are you gonna let a little thing like "hands" stop you? Paradox: S'pose so but, I bet there's a solution if you try hard enough.
Holliday	Yes		Paradox: We're... not going to have any... problems, right sheriff? Holliday: I don't care about you or your friends. Paradox: In that case, welcome to New York!
			Paradox: A word of advice, sheriff? Holliday: Can't wait to hear this. Paradox: Don't trust the OSIC. Their goals and your goals are not in alignment.
			Holliday: How often do you take the mask off? Paradox: You think I keep this on all the time? Holliday: Lady, you're running around with a fishbowl on your head. I think it's safe not to assume anything.
			Holliday: So, what's your story, lady? You fall in a vat of clocks? Paradox: It's not wise to mock Paradox. Holliday: Yeah, you're real spooky.
Kelvin	Yes		Paradox: I don't suppose you have any trinkets you'd be willing to donate to the Paradox Museum? Kelvin: Why do I have the feeling that you already robbed me? Paradox: Goes to say, we definitely planned on robbing you during the ritual, but my colleague may or may not have broken into your home yet. Kelvin: I'm... Not sure what to say to that. Paradox: Be flattered that you lived a life interesting enough to be robbed by us.
			Kelvin: You have so many gifts and yet you waste them on petty theft and childish stunts. Paradox: That's a little judgemental. Kelvin: It's the truth. Paradox: The heart wants what the heart wants, Kevin.
			Paradox: You... Know you're held in high regard by Paradox, right? Kelvin: Why? I'm an explorer, not a thief. Paradox: An explorer is just a thief that specializes in stealing from the dead. Kelvin: That's a gross oversimplification. Paradox: Who's got time for nuance?
Lady Geist	No		Paradox: I wouldn't know, art's not really my thing. Paradox: I don't blame you. Paradox: Lady, we already robbed you. You're exactly the person to play games with. If you want the painting back, I recommend that you try to find it. Good luck.
			Paradox: Did you enjoy yourself? Paradox: Excuse me? Paradox: It had a hellenistic bust of Homer!
			Paradox: A few times a year. Paradox: We're a bunch of bored rich people, of course we brag about what we stole.
Seven	Yes		Seven: For all the might your organization wields, you waste it on publicity stunts. Paradox: We don't need to explain ourselves to you. Seven: I would settle for you explaining it to anyone.
			Paradox: What is it worth it to you to have your safehouses location... Not exposed? Seven: Your life. Paradox: I won't be threatened by you, Seven. Seven: And yet you just were. Paradox: You have until the end of the ritual to consider your answer.
			Seven: Does Paradox take commissions? Paradox: ... No. Our jobs are based on individual interest and challenge. Seven: But if I proposed something... Would you consider it? Paradox: I would be lying if I didn't say I was curious. Seven: We'll speak later.
Wraith	Yes		Paradox: At some point, they're going to think they escaped us... And then reality is going to hit them. Wraith: Oh it's gonna be hilarious.
			Wraith: You know what I like about you, Paradox? You don't just like to win. You like to do it with style. Paradox: The feeling's mutual, Wraith.
			Wraith: When's the next event? Paradox: We're securing a few more items of interest, but hopefully the gallery will be opened shortly. Wraith: Anything exciting? Paradox: Blackmail on Fairfax, the Ghent Altarpiece, the Tome of Anubis... Wraith: I thought that was at the Met?

Other characters

Patrons - Match Start

Patron	Audio	Transcription
Amber Hand		You'll show the other members of Paradox why you are fit to lead. Summon me.
		Paradox. Today marks the greatest heist you've ever performed. Don't fail me.
		Paradox, your mind is ablaze with possibilities. I look forward to seeing what you claim as your reward for summoning me.
		No one else in Paradox could dream of topping the glory that comes from completing the ritual.
		This is the moment you've been waiting for to prove to the world you're as good as you claim to be. Don't let yourself down.
Sapphire Flame		Paradox. Your legend will only grow once you summon me.
		Paradox, you take what you want. Don't let them stop you from completing the ritual.
		Your organization has quite the reputation to uphold, Paradox. Don't let them down.
		Together, Paradox, we will enshrine your name in legend.
		Fight on my behalf, Paradox, and tear them asunder!

Shopkeeper

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	They should know better than to mess with you.
	Time comes for everyone, eh?
	Good luck, Paradox.

Newscaster - Winter skin unlock

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	Paradox has seemingly stolen a Santa hat, in what appears to be a low-stakes, yet surprisingly meaningful crime.