Magician/Quotes
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Henry: I can't wait to be done with you.
Savannah: Yeah, the feeling's mutual, buddy. | |
Henry: The Magnificent Henry is ready to help.
Savannah: Ha. Henry: Something funny? Savannah: Yeah, you calling yourself "magnificent" is hilarious. | |
Savannah: Allow us to be of service!
Henry: Us? I'll be doing 90% of the work! Savannah: Shut up. | |
Henry: We'll be ready to help once we agree who's driving the body.
Savannah: I am. Henry: She's not. | |
Savannah: Can we please pretend to like each other for 60 minutes?
Henry: I'm going to be optimistic and say... "sure". | |
Henry: You're about to watch my greatest trick.
Savannah: What, you're gonna make my dignity disappear? Henry: Go to hell, Savannah. | |
Savannah: You're about to watch something you've never seen in your life!
Henry: Oh, are you gonna say "please" or "thank you"? Savannah: I hate you. | |
Henry: Misery doesn't love company, company is misery.
Savannah: You should try saying the line again, only actually funny. Henry: Lady, you wanna say it, be my guest. Savannah: No no, you already ruined it. | |
Henry: I'd say we'll do our best, but Savannah consistently gives it 35%.
Savannah: I can hear you. Henry: That's why I said it. | |
Savannah: You don't want Henry driving the body, he makes horrible decisions.
Henry: Obviously. I married you. |
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