Lash/Quotes

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	When I come for you, you're gonna know it. There's just not a damn thing that you can do about it.
	You were looking to summon a god, right? Well, here I am.
	Ohh, I'll summon the Patrons. But just so I could tell'em... "you're welcome".
	Fun little fact: The Lash used to do an uppercut. And then I saw Bebop do an uppercut and I knew right then and there that I would never do one again.
	Reason 26 I'm better than Bebop: Only one of us has an impossibly dashing mustache.
	Reason number 31 I'm better than Bebop: I know how to actually throw a bomb.
	Reason number 87 I'm better than Bebop: He's Bebop.
	See, not everyone can handle the weight of being the best fighter on God's green Earth.
	The only demons I can't punch... are my own.
	Fear... is for lesser men. And Bebop.
	I'm not dumb. I know a lotta people hate me. It's a curse really, you know, to rule so hard that every mediocre soul in the city has to resent you.
	It's important to give back. That's I'm taking 3% of my winnings and donating them to Lash Back. My charity dedicated to children who, uh, kinda suck.
	Oh, I'll summon the Patrons. And when I do, I know exactly what I'm wishing for.
	You know, it's important to give back. That's why I'm taking 3% of my earnings a day and donating them to Lash Back. It's my charity dedicated to children who kinda suck.

Conversations

Conversation voice lines are intended to play at the beginning of a match, but have not yet been implemented.

Character	Complete?	Transcription
Abrams	Yes	Lash: Alright blue boy, ahhh, let's get to work. Abrams: My name's... Abrams. Lash: Probably not gonna remember that. Abrams: After we win, I'm gonna punch you in the face! Think you'll remember that? Lash: Bluey, when this is over, if you want the Lash to send you to night-night land, you're welcome to try.
		Lash: I'm excited for you Abrams! You get to bathe in the glory of Lash. Abrams: You are somethin' else. Lash: Just remember to say thank you when this is all over.
		Lash: So, what does it feel like? Abrams: Excuse me? Lash: Bein' next to greatness. What does it feel like? Abrams: Nauseating? Lash: No need to be nervous. I am approachable. Abrams: Oh god...
Grey Talon	No	Grey Talon: I was feeling better before you started talking.
		Grey Talon: I do. Your prowess is undeniable. Grey Talon: You begin your career with a string of modest successes. Each one throwing logs on the fire of self-confidence. Grey Talon: Then you'd start taking more dangerous work. Work that you feel only you could handle. Your unorthodox tactics work 100% of the time... until they don't. And then your brothers find your skinless body in a retention pond in Portugal or Denmark. It's always Portugal or Denmark.
		Grey Talon: If we're going to win, we're need to learn to work together. Grey Talon: This is gonna be a goddamn nightmare.
Haze	No	Haze: This is gonna be a looong day. Haze: Well, you haven't been shot yet but there's still time.
		Haze: Sure. Haze: Does he die at the end?
		Haze: People hate you, Lash.
Holliday	Yes	Lash: So... you using that rope for work or recreation? Holliday: You are such a pig. Lash: Nah babe... I'm Lash. Holliday: Shut the fuck up.
		Lash: Small town lady looking to get a... taste of the big city? Holliday: I'm tracking down a serial killer. Lash: If you're looking for someone with a body count, I'm turning myself in. Holliday: Oh my god, I hate you.
		Holliday: Lash, here's the thing: I'm gonna need you to talk to me as little as humanly possible. Lash: What's in it for me? Holliday: I don't knock your teeth in. Lash: The Lash accepts.
Seven	Yes	Lash: Word on the street is you're some kinda boogeyman. Seven: I'm not interested in chit-chat. Lash: That's fine, the Lash knows how to carry a conversation. Seven: There is no conversation. Lash: The Lash does it again.
		Seven: They say you have quite the ego. Lash: Mediocre people say lots of unintelligent things. Seven: On this, we can agree.
		Seven: You're the pitfighter, yes? Lash: Uh... You mispronounced "champion". Seven: How silly of me. Lash: Mistakes happen, Glowstick. Seven: What did you call me? Lash: Glowstick. It's your new nickname. Seven: Call me that again and I'll pop your eyes like grapes. Lash: Seven it is!
Wraith	Yes	Wraith: Mendoza said you were gonna take a dive in that fight. Lash: Mendoza says a lot of stupid shit. Wraith: I lost a lot of money. Lash: You didn't lose money. You spent it learning a valuable lesson: Never bet against the Lash.
		Lash: So, you're the lady who bets on Bebop. Wraith: You're the guy that lost to Bebop. Lash: One time. Wraith: One time is all it takes to be a loser. Lash: Shut up! (Alt lines: "Earmuffs! Earnuffs!"; "And scene"; "And bzzt!"; "...And we're done.")
		Lash: Buckle up Four Arms, the Lash is about to take you on a one-way trip to victory city. Wraith: You're insufferable. Lash: I'm undeniable baby. And they're about to find out why.