Shopkeeper
The Shopkeeper is a character in game who mans The Curiosity Shop stall and sells items to players.
Item Voicelines
Weapon
Belt Fed
Helloo rate of fire!
Crippling Headshot
Generally speaking putting one in the head is always good advice, but it's even better advice now.
Detention Rounds
They're gonna stare there and weep while you shoot them
Frenzy
Hopefully this'll give you the edge to survive, but if it doesn't you're gonna go down swinging
Glass Cannon
High risk, high reward.
Lucky Shot
They say a little luck never hurt anyone, but in this case it's gonna do some serious damage amirite?
Spiritual Overflow
Your abilities are about to go to the next level
You're about to make some magic happen my friend!
Ricochet
You are gonna be shooting things that you never even knew existed!
Silencer
This bad boy was developed to stop possessed mystics
Siphon Bullets
Allow me to provide the answer to the age old question, what if Oathkeeper was a gun?
Vitality
Colossus
Objectively speaking, turning into a giant punching machine is a thing of beauty
Inhibitor
If you're looking to cripple your enemy do I have the thing for you!
Leech
Ho-ho-ho my friend, you just upped your survivability by at least 30%
Phantom Strike
You're gonna be bouncing around that battlefield like.. something that bounces around a battlefield
Shadow Weave
If someone over 20 meters says they can see you, they're a liar.
Unstoppable
My friend you are about to be unstoppable!
Spirit
Boundless Spirit
Your mastery of the occult will go down in legend
Curse
I see you're looking to put someone on tilt
Diviner's Kevlar
If I were channelling a mystic ritual this is the only armour I'd buy
Now, If I was (hypothetically) trying to summon an elder god in a convoluted attempt to make my dreams a reality, that right there is the armour I'd buy.
Echo Shard
The Echo Shard. My personal favourite, for when I'm looking to cause degenerate mayhem
Escalating Exposure
Now this isn't as flashy as some of the glyphs I sell but when it comes to raw power, you can't do much better
Mystic Reverb
He-he-You are going to leave a lasting impression my friend
Refresher
Just when your enemies think you are out of tricks, BAM you use them again!
Surge of Power
Reloading is for lesser men
Trivia
- The Shopkeeper has a wife and a child.
- The Shopkeeper model is also used in the newsstands that play The New York Oracle soundbites.
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