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|Henry: I can't wait to be done with you. | |'''Henry:''' I can't wait to be done with you. | ||
Savannah: Yeah, the feeling's mutual, buddy. | '''Savannah:''' Yeah, the feeling's mutual, buddy. | ||
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|Henry: The Magnificent Henry is ready to help. | |'''Henry:''' The Magnificent Henry is ready to help. | ||
Savannah: Ha. | '''Savannah:''' Ha. | ||
Henry: Something funny? | '''Henry:''' Something funny? | ||
Savannah: Yeah, you calling yourself "magnificent" is hilarious. | '''Savannah:''' Yeah, you calling yourself "magnificent" is hilarious. | ||
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|Savannah: Allow us to be of service! | |'''Savannah:''' Allow us to be of service! | ||
Henry: Us? I'll be doing 90% of the work! | '''Henry:''' Us? I'll be doing 90% of the work! | ||
Savannah: Shut up. | '''Savannah:''' Shut up. | ||
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|Henry: We'll be ready to help once we agree who's driving the body. | |'''Henry:''' We'll be ready to help once we agree who's driving the body. | ||
Savannah: I am. | '''Savannah:''' I am. | ||
Henry: She's not. | '''Henry:''' She's not. | ||
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|Savannah: Can we please pretend to like each other for 60 minutes? | |'''Savannah:''' Can we please pretend to like each other for 60 minutes? | ||
Henry: I'm going to be optimistic and say... "sure". | '''Henry:''' I'm going to be optimistic and say... "sure". | ||
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|Henry: You're about to watch my greatest trick. | |'''Henry:''' You're about to watch my greatest trick. | ||
Savannah: What, you're gonna make my dignity disappear? | '''Savannah:''' What, you're gonna make my dignity disappear? | ||
Henry: Go to hell, Savannah. | '''Henry:''' Go to hell, Savannah. | ||
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|Savannah: You're about to watch something you've never seen in your life! | |'''Savannah:''' You're about to watch something you've never seen in your life! | ||
Henry: Oh, are you gonna say "please" or "thank you"? | '''Henry:''' Oh, are you gonna say "please" or "thank you"? | ||
Savannah: I hate you. | '''Savannah:''' I hate you. | ||
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|Henry: Misery doesn't love company, company is misery. | |'''Henry:''' Misery doesn't love company, company is misery. | ||
Savannah: You should try saying the line again, only actually funny. | '''Savannah:''' You should try saying the line again, only actually funny. | ||
Henry: Lady, you wanna say it, be my guest. | '''Henry:''' Lady, you wanna say it, be my guest. | ||
Savannah: No no, you already ruined it. | '''Savannah:''' No no, you already ruined it. | ||
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|Henry: I'd say we'll do our best, but Savannah consistently gives it 35%. | |'''Henry:''' I'd say we'll do our best, but Savannah consistently gives it 35%. | ||
Savannah: I can hear you. | '''Savannah:''' I can hear you. | ||
Henry: That's why I said it. | '''Henry:''' That's why I said it. | ||
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|Savannah: | |'''Savannah:''' You don't want Henry driving the body, he makes horrible decisions. | ||
Henry: Obviously. I married you. | '''Henry:''' Obviously. I married you. | ||
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| Henry: I can't wait to be done with you.
Savannah: Yeah, the feeling's mutual, buddy. | |
| Henry: The Magnificent Henry is ready to help.
Savannah: Ha. Henry: Something funny? Savannah: Yeah, you calling yourself "magnificent" is hilarious. | |
| Savannah: Allow us to be of service!
Henry: Us? I'll be doing 90% of the work! Savannah: Shut up. | |
| Henry: We'll be ready to help once we agree who's driving the body.
Savannah: I am. Henry: She's not. | |
| Savannah: Can we please pretend to like each other for 60 minutes?
Henry: I'm going to be optimistic and say... "sure". | |
| Henry: You're about to watch my greatest trick.
Savannah: What, you're gonna make my dignity disappear? Henry: Go to hell, Savannah. | |
| Savannah: You're about to watch something you've never seen in your life!
Henry: Oh, are you gonna say "please" or "thank you"? Savannah: I hate you. | |
| Henry: Misery doesn't love company, company is misery.
Savannah: You should try saying the line again, only actually funny. Henry: Lady, you wanna say it, be my guest. Savannah: No no, you already ruined it. | |
| Henry: I'd say we'll do our best, but Savannah consistently gives it 35%.
Savannah: I can hear you. Henry: That's why I said it. | |
| Savannah: You don't want Henry driving the body, he makes horrible decisions.
Henry: Obviously. I married you. |