Editing Shopkeeper

The Shopkeeper is a character in game who mans [[The Curiosity Shop]] stall and sells [[items]] to players.

== Item Voicelines ==

=== Weapon ===

===== Belt Fed =====
Helloo rate of fire!

===== Crippling Headshot =====
Generally speaking putting one in the head is always good advice, but it's even better advice now.

===== Detention Rounds =====
They're gonna stare there and weep while you shoot them

===== Frenzy =====
Hopefully this'll give you the edge to survive, but if it doesn't you're gonna go down swinging

===== Glass Cannon =====
High risk, high reward.

===== Lucky Shot =====
They say a little luck never hurt anyone, but in this case it's gonna do some serious damage amirite?

===== Spiritual Overflow =====
Your abilities are about to go to the next level

You're about to make some magic happen my friend!

===== Ricochet =====
You are gonna be shooting things that you never even knew existed!

===== Silencer =====
This bad boy was developed to stop possessed mystics

===== Siphon Bullets =====
Allow me to provide the answer to the age old question, what if [[Oathkeeper]] was a gun?

=== Vitality ===

===== Colossus =====
Objectively speaking, turning into a giant punching machine is a thing of beauty

===== Inhibitor =====
If you're looking to cripple your enemy do I have the thing for you!

===== Leech =====
Ho-ho-ho my friend, you just upped your survivability by at least 30%

===== Phantom Strike =====
You're gonna be bouncing around that battlefield like.. something that bounces around a battlefield

===== Shadow Weave =====
If someone over 20 meters says they can see you, they're a liar.

===== Unstoppable =====
My friend you are about to be unstoppable!

=== Spirit ===

===== Boundless Spirit =====
Your mastery of the occult will go down in legend

===== Curse =====
I see you're looking to put someone on tilt

===== Diviner's Kevlar =====
If I were channelling a mystic ritual this is the only armour I'd buy

Now, If I was (hypothetically) trying to summon an elder god in a convoluted attempt to make my dreams a reality, that right there is the armour I'd buy.

===== Echo Shard =====
The Echo Shard. My personal favourite, for when I'm looking to cause degenerate mayhem

===== Escalating Exposure =====
Now this isn't as flashy as some of the glyphs I sell but when it comes to raw power, you can't do much better

===== Mystic Reverb =====
He-he-You are going to leave a lasting impression my friend

===== Refresher =====
Just when your enemies think you are out of tricks, BAM you use them again!

===== Surge of Power =====
Reloading is for lesser men

== Trivia ==

* The Shopkeeper has a wife and a child.

* The Shopkeeper model is also used in the newsstands that play [[The New York Oracle]] soundbites.

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