The New York Oracle

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The New York Oracle is a newspaper that has been operating in The Cursed Apple for over 20 years costing 5 pence per copy.

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Come Friends, The New York Oracle isn't just the news. It's a glimpse into the future!

What calamities await New York? For 5 measly pennies our prognostications can be yours.

Once an eclipse changed the world. Who knows what today's celestial event will bring.

While most of New York remains huddled in their Apartments, 12 individuals seek to make contact with The Patron.

Is Harry Houdini really dead? Recent reports suggest that the legendary magician's final trick was to escape death itself!

The New York Oracle bringing the future to the present for over 20 years.

Is your refrigerator communing with the dead? Buy today's edition of The New York Oracle and find out!

Today in science watch: Researchers discover a parallel universe where Spirit boards are nothing more than a child's toy.

This just in! A city wide ritual has commenced! Read all about it in The New York Oracle.

Extraplanar Fashion Icon [foreign language] exposed as being nothing more than a human using a glamour cantrip. Read about this and more in The New York Oracle!

Are human sacrifices on the rise? Read today's news to find out!

Who says the future is unwritten? Purchase your copy of The New York Oracle today!

Has the Oathkeeper found a new host? Read the harrowing tale that is all the talk of Manhattan's elite in today's New York Oracle.

Are you willing to put your soul on the line over a simple game of pool? Read about the fearless men and women who risk it all at Jezebel's Billiards Hall today!

This week in The New York Oracle: "Warding your house on a budget."

Read our exclusive interview with Professor Dynamo to hear his thoughts on astral gates, the eclipse and what it's like to live life without a body.

The OSIC has issued a warning to the city of New York recommending that citizens stay indoors for the duration of the celestial event.

Could today be the day where Humanity makes contact with.. The Patron? Only time will tell.

Bunco! A party game? Or ritual component? To the Soho Coven it's a little of both.

The Supreme Court today upheld Cindermaw versus the State of Alabama paving the way for the Spirit's congressional bid. Read all about it in The New York Oracle!

Is dating in the 1900s too complicated? These 20 somethings tell all.

A Memoir by Incubus to the Stars: Michael Assan has spent 3 weeks on top of our best sellers list. Learn more about the book that has everyone talking in this week's edition of The New York Oracle.

The Tome of Anubis, once thought lost to the sands of time, was reportedly spotted here in New York's black market. For this story and more pick up your copy of The New York Oracle today!

"Artifacts of the Outer Planes" A new exhibit at the Met is gearing up to open next month. Read all about it in The New York Oracle.

Tensions mount as fonts of power all over the city are being tapped in an attempt to contact a powerful extra planar being known only as The Patron. See what experts are saying about what's at stake in today's edition of The New York Oracle.

Is New York ready for a new age of mysticism? Only time will tell.

Have love potions ruined dating? See what relation expert Madame Lapri thinks!

A tour group disappeared while spending the night in a haunted Chelsea hotel, leaving mediums and police baffled.

In today's edition of The New York Oracle: We investigate which items in your apartment are most likely to be cursed. You won't believe what we found!

Police Crackdown on black market ritual components has sent shockwaves throughout the Bronx.

An 8 year old concert pianist dazzled audiences last night. But was the Long Island native a child prodigy? Or simply possessed by an 18th century composer?

Is eating werewolf meat cannibalism? We asked some of New York's elite chefs to get their take on the new dining trend that's taking Paris by storm.

Congress debates possible alchemy restrictions. Read all about it in The New York Oracle.

"The Great Coven" leaves audiences spellbound! Read The New York Oracle's review of the latest off Broadway sensation.

Is your local doomsayer insane? Or secretly a prophet?! We asked experts how to spot the difference!

Political firebrand? Or founder of a new inquisition? Read our exclusive interview with John Haythorne and decide for yourself!

Are anti-cult sentiments on the rise? The New York Oracle investigates.

Late last night: Nathan Vice, the centre for the Knickerbockers was found with their legs broken. Reports that it involved a gambling debt to a Madison Avenue curio shop owner have yet to be substantiated.

Roger and Hammerstein's latest musical "South Pacific" has become the hottest ticket in town. With some would be theatre goers selling 1/8 of their souls to scalpers for prime seating.

In world news: A 7th astral gate has been found in Europe. While dormant, experts wonder if the celestial event could cause it to open. For this story and more pick up your copy of The New York Oracle today.