There are many commercial brands and stores advertising their products on the streets of the Cursed Apple. Here's a list of them and their possible real world inspirations.

Summary

  • Afterlife Credit House
  • Astral Plane Canned Mille-Pattes Dazzle
  • Baroness Hotel - Baroness Hotel in Seattle, WA (Valve's home city)
  • Bradley's Tonics and Salves
  • Carpenter Brand Sparkling Brut - French musician Carpenter Brut
  • C. M. Burns & Ashe Cremations - Charles Montgomery Burns from The Simpsons, also a pun on "see them burn"
  • Filtered Nationals
  • Five Eyes
  • Friedlander and Koppelman Co. Law and Curse
  • Grebb
  • Happy Panda Coffee
  • Hellmans Steel and Iron Works
  • Hex Jazz Records
  • H. West Reanimation Professionals - H.P. Lovecraft's short story Herbert West-Reanimator
  • Macksound and Hoff Importers of Occultic Goods
  • McMahon and Co. Purveyor of Fine Goods and Altercations
  • Mosquito Prince
  • Prince-S All Brand Guild Society Revue
  • Red Cross Cola - Coca Cola
  • Red Hand Premium Coffee - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds' song Red Right Hand
  • Rn Castevets Twin Omen Cigar - The Castevets family from the movie Rosemary's Baby
  • Sanctuary Horn Wax
  • Sanguine Laceration
  • Talisman Brand Amulets
  • The 66th Store
  • The New York Oracle - The New York Times
  • W.E. Kurtz & Sons - Colonel Kurtz from the movie Apocalypse Now
  • White Crow
  • Willeford Pharmaceuticals - American detective fiction author Charles Willeford

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Trivia

  • Happy Panda Coffee replaced a previous poster that read "Sad Panda Coffee - Always Bitter".
  • Astral Plane Canned Mille-Pattes Dazzle used to be called Astral Plane Canned Centipedes in an earlier version of the billboard.