Editing Lash/Quotes

== Select ==
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|When I come for you, you're gonna know it. There's just not a damn thing that you can do about it.
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|You were looking to summon a god, right? Well, here I am.
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|Ohh, I'll summon the Patrons. But just so I could tell'em... "you're welcome".
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|Fun little fact: The Lash used to do an uppercut. And then I saw Bebop do an uppercut and I knew right then and there that I would never do one again.
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|Reason 26 I'm better than Bebop: Only one of us has an impossibly dashing mustache.
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|Reason number 31 I'm better than Bebop: I know how to actually throw a bomb.
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|Reason number 87 I'm better than Bebop: He's Bebop.
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|See, not everyone can handle the weight of being the best fighter on God's green Earth.
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|The only demons I can't punch... are my own.
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|Fear... is for lesser men. And Bebop.
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|I'm not dumb. I know a lotta people hate me. It's a curse really, you know, to rule so hard that every mediocre soul in the city has to resent you.
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|It's important to give back. That's I'm taking 3% of my winnings and donating them to Lash Back. My charity dedicated to children who, uh, kinda suck.
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|Oh, I'll summon the Patrons. And when I do, I know exactly what I'm wishing for.
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|[[File:Lash select 13 charity.mp3|frameless]]
|You know, it's important to give back. That's why I'm taking 3% of my earnings a day and donating them to Lash Back. It's my charity dedicated to children who kinda suck.
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== Unselect ==
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|Haha, ah, good one. Wait, you're serious?
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|Okay. Yeah, that was smart, don't pick me. Haha. See what happens.
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|It's fine. The Lash doesn't crash parties he's not invited to, cause no party worth going to would ever not invite The Lash.
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|Honestly, I was only planning on doing this as a favor to you, so- Hah. Yeah, no worries.
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|I understand, you wanna feel a challenge. See what it's like to not be the god of combat.
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|Oh, Bebop got in your head, didn't he?
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|The Lash is going to take a "Me day".
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|Not surprising. It takes time to get comfortable with greatness.
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|You don't need to be intimidated by me, I am quite approachable.
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|Not today my friend, The Lash is offering his beautiful physique to a life-drawing class.
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== Conversations ==
Conversation voice lines are intended to play at the beginning of a match, but have not yet been implemented.
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Abrams}}
| rowspan="3" |Yes
| '''Lash:''' Alright blue boy, ahhh, let's get to work.
'''Abrams:''' My name's... Abrams.

'''Lash:''' Probably not gonna remember that.

'''Abrams:''' After we win, I'm gonna punch you in the face! Think you'll remember that?

'''Lash:''' Bluey, when this is over, if you want the Lash to send you to night-night land, you're welcome to try.
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|'''Lash:''' I'm excited for you Abrams! You get to bathe in the glory of Lash.
'''Abrams:''' You are somethin' else.

'''Lash:''' Just remember to say thank you when this is all over.
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|'''Lash:''' So, what does it feel like?
'''Abrams:''' Excuse me?

'''Lash:''' Bein' next to greatness. What does it feel like?

'''Abrams:''' Nauseating?

'''Lash:''' No need to be nervous. I am approachable.

'''Abrams:''' Oh god...
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Grey Talon}}
| rowspan="3" |No
|'''Grey Talon:''' I was feeling better before you started talking.
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|'''Grey Talon:''' I do. Your prowess is undeniable.
'''Grey Talon:''' You begin your career with a string of modest successes. Each one throwing logs on the fire of self-confidence.

'''Grey Talon:''' Then you'd start taking more dangerous work. Work that you feel only you could handle. Your unorthodox tactics work 100% of the time... until they don't. And then your brothers find your skinless body in a retention pond in Portugal or Denmark. It's always Portugal or Denmark.
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|'''Grey Talon:''' If we're going to win, we're need to learn to work together.
'''Grey Talon:''' This is gonna be a goddamn nightmare.
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Haze}}
| rowspan="3" |No
|'''Haze:''' This is gonna be a looong day.

'''Haze:''' Well, you haven't been shot yet but there's still time.
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|'''Haze:''' Sure.

'''Haze:''' Does he die at the end?
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|'''Haze:''' People hate you, Lash.
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Holliday}}
| rowspan="3" |Yes
|'''Lash:''' So... you using that rope for work or recreation?
'''Holliday:''' You are such a pig.

'''Lash:''' Nah babe... I'm Lash.

'''Holliday:''' Shut the fuck up.
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|'''Lash:''' Small town lady looking to get a... taste of the big city?
'''Holliday:''' I'm tracking down a serial killer.

'''Lash:''' If you're looking for someone with a body count, I'm turning myself in.

'''Holliday:''' Oh my god, I hate you.
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|'''Holliday:''' Lash, here's the thing: I'm gonna need you to talk to me as little as humanly possible.
'''Lash:''' What's in it for me?

'''Holliday:''' I don't knock your teeth in.

'''Lash:''' The Lash accepts.
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Seven}}
| rowspan="3" |Yes
|'''Lash:''' Word on the street is you're some kinda boogeyman.
'''Seven:''' I'm not interested in chit-chat.

'''Lash:''' That's fine, the Lash knows how to carry a conversation.

'''Seven:''' There is no conversation.

'''Lash:''' The Lash does it again.
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|'''Seven:''' They say you have quite the ego.
'''Lash:''' Mediocre people say lots of unintelligent things.

'''Seven:''' On this, we can agree.
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|'''Seven:''' You're the pitfighter, yes?
'''Lash:''' Uh... You mispronounced "champion".

'''Seven:''' How silly of me.

'''Lash:''' Mistakes happen, Glowstick.

'''Seven:''' What did you call me?

'''Lash:''' Glowstick. It's your new nickname.

'''Seven:''' Call me that again and I'll pop your eyes like grapes.

'''Lash:''' Seven it is!
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| rowspan="3" |{{PageRef|Wraith}}
| rowspan="3" |Yes
|'''Wraith:''' Mendoza said you were gonna take a dive in that fight.
'''Lash:''' Mendoza says a lot of stupid shit.

'''Wraith:''' I lost a lot of money.

'''Lash:''' You didn't lose money. You spent it learning a valuable lesson: Never bet against the Lash.
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|'''Lash:''' So, you're the lady who bets on Bebop.
'''Wraith:''' You're the guy that lost to Bebop.

'''Lash:''' One time.

'''Wraith:''' One time is all it takes to be a loser.

'''Lash:''' Shut up! (Alt lines: "Earmuffs! Earnuffs!"; "And scene"; "And bzzt!"; "...And we're done.")
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|'''Lash:''' Buckle up Four Arms, the Lash is about to take you on a one-way trip to victory city.
'''Wraith:''' You're insufferable.

'''Lash:''' I'm undeniable baby. And they're about to find out why.
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== Other characters ==

=== Patrons - Match Start ===
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|You cultivate an image, Lash, but I alone know who you truly are.
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|Arrogance is a label bestowed by the inferior. Crush them and summon me.
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|Complete the ritual and the world will not soon forget the name Lash.
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|Lash, your enemies hate you, but they will never forget you. Do whatever it takes to complete the ritual.
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|You've proven yourself time and again, Lash, but the world still doubts you. But once you release me, your greatness will be undeniable.
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| rowspan="5" |{{PageRef|Sapphire Flame}}
|[[File:Patron female ally lash start 01.mp3]]
[[File:Patron female ally lash start 01 alt 01.mp3]]
|Your bravado is born in reality, not arrogance, and soon the world will understand all that you are. Summon me, Lash.
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|[[File:Patron female ally lash start 02.mp3]]
|The world hates you, Lash, for when they gaze upon you, they realize all that they can never achieve. But soon, your critics will be silenced.
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|[[File:Patron female ally lash start 03.mp3]]
|The ritual awaits, Lash. And once you complete it, your greatness will no longer be in doubt.
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|[[File:Patron female ally lash start 04.mp3]]
|Lash, soon your rival's tears will flood the streets and wash away the sins of the past.
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|[[File:Patron female ally lash start 05.mp3]]
|I know what your heart yearns for, Lash, and you're so close to having it.
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=== Shopkeeper ===
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 lash 01.mp3]]
|Well, if it isn’t the poster boy for the Celtics.
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 lash 02.mp3]]
|So is this for a pit-fight, or just recreational mayhem?
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|[[File:Shopkeeper hotdog t4 lash 03.mp3]]
|Look, just don’t bring any trouble my way, Lash, okay?
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=== Newscaster - Winter skin unlock ===
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|Is Lash the meanest Santa of all time? Read The New York Oracle to find out!
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