Editing The New York Oracle (section)

== Headlines ==

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| newscaster_headline_01<br>newscaster_headline_01_alt_01 || [[File:Newscaster_headline_01.mp3]]<br>[[File:Newscaster headline 01 alt 01.mp3]] || ''Come Friends, The New York Oracle isn't just the news. It's a glimpse into the future!''
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| newscaster_headline_02 || [[File:Newscaster headline 02.mp3]] || ''What calamities await New York? For 5 measly pennies, our prognostications can be yours.''
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| newscaster_headline_03 || [[File:Newscaster headline 03.mp3]] || ''Once an eclipse changed the world. Who knows what today's celestial event will bring.''
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| newscaster_headline_04 || [[File:Newscaster_headline_04.mp3]] || ''While most of New York remains huddled in their apartments, 12 individuals seek to make contact with [[Patron|The Patron]].''
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| newscaster_headline_05 || [[File:Newscaster_headline_05.mp3]] || ''Is Harry Houdini really dead? Recent reports suggest that the legendary magician's final trick was to escape death itself!''
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| newscaster_headline_06 || [[File:Newscaster headline 06.mp3]] || ''The New York Oracle, bringing the future to the present for over 20 years.''
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| newscaster_headline_07 || [[File:Newscaster headline 07.mp3]] || ''Is your refrigerator communing with the dead? Buy today's edition of The New York Oracle and find out!''
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| newscaster_headline_08 || [[File:Newscaster headline 08.mp3]] || ''Today in science watch: Researchers discover a parallel universe where spirit boards are nothing more than a child's toy.''
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| newscaster_headline_09 || [[File:Newscaster headline 09.mp3]] || ''This just in! A city wide [[The Ritual|ritual]] has commenced! Read all about it in The New York Oracle.''
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| newscaster_headline_10 || [[File:Newscaster headline 10.mp3]] || ''Extraplanar Fashion Icon [alien language] exposed as being nothing more than a human using a glamour cantrip. Read about this and more in The New York Oracle!''
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| newscaster_headline_11 || [[File:Newscaster headline 11.mp3]] || ''Are human sacrifices on the rise? Read today's news to find out!''
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| newcaster_headline_12 || [[File:Newscaster headline 12.mp3]]|| ''Who says the future is unwritten? Purchase your copy of The New York Oracle today!''
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| newcaster_headline_13 || [[File:Newscaster headline 13.mp3]]|| ''Has the [[Oathkeeper]] found a new host? Read the harrowing tale that is all the talk of Manhattan's elite in today's New York Oracle.''
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| newcaster_headline_14 || [[File:Newscaster headline 14.mp3]]|| ''Are you willing to put your soul on the line over a simple game of pool? Read about the fearless men and women who risk it all at Jezebel's Billiards Hall today!''
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| newcaster_headline_15 || [[File:Newscaster headline 15.mp3]]|| ''This week in The New York Oracle: "Warding your house on a budget."''
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| newcaster_headline_16 || [[File:Newscaster headline 16.mp3]]|| ''Read our exclusive interview with [[Dynamo|Professor Dynamo]] to hear his thoughts on [[Astral Gates]], the eclipse and what it's like to live life without a body.''
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| newcaster_headline_17 || [[File:Newscaster headline 17.mp3]]|| ''The [[Occult Security and Investigation Commission|OSIC]] has issued a warning to the city of New York recommending that citizens stay indoors for the duration of the celestial event.''
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| newcaster_headline_18 || [[File:Newscaster headline 18.mp3]]|| ''Could today be the day where Humanity makes contact with.. [[Patron|The Patron]]? Only time will tell.''
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| newcaster_headline_19 || [[File:Newscaster headline 19.mp3]]|| ''Bunco! A party game? Or ritual component? To the Soho Coven it's a little of both.''
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| newcaster_headline_20 || [[File:Newscaster headline 20.mp3]]|| ''The Supreme Court today upheld Cindermaw versus the State of Alabama paving the way for the Spirit's congressional bid. Read all about it in The New York Oracle!''
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| newcaster_headline_21 || [[File:Newscaster headline 21.mp3]]|| ''Is dating in the 1900s too complicated? These 20 somethings tell all.''
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| newcaster_headline_22 || [[File:Newscaster headline 22.mp3]]|| ''A Memoir by Incubus to the Stars: Michael Assan has spent 3 weeks on top of our best sellers list. Learn more about the book that has everyone talking in this week's edition of The New York Oracle.''
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| newcaster_headline_23 || [[File:Newscaster headline 23.mp3]] || ''The Tome of Anubis, once thought lost to the sands of time, was reportedly spotted here in New York's black market. For this story and more pick up your copy of The New York Oracle today!''
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| newcaster_headline_24 || [[File:Newscaster headline 24.mp3]] || ''"Artifacts of the [[Outer Planes]]": A new exhibit at the Met is gearing up to open next month. Read all about it in The New York Oracle.''
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| newcaster_headline_25 || [[File:Newscaster headline 25.mp3]] || ''Tensions mount as fonts of power all over the city are being tapped in an attempt to contact a powerful extra planar being known only as [[Patron|The Patron]]. See what experts are saying about what's at stake in today's edition of The New York Oracle.''
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| newcaster_headline_26 || [[File:Newscaster headline 26.mp3]] || ''Is New York ready for a new age of mysticism? Only time will tell.''
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| newcaster_headline_27 || [[File:Newscaster headline 27.mp3]] || ''Have love potions ruined dating? See what relation expert Madame Lapri thinks!''
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| newcaster_headline_28 || [[File:Newscaster headline 28.mp3]] ||''A tour group disappeared while spending the night in a haunted Chelsea hotel, leaving mediums and police baffled.''
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| newcaster_headline_29 || [[File:Newscaster headline 29.mp3]] ||''In today's edition of The New York Oracle: We investigate which items in your apartment are most likely to be cursed. You won't believe what we found!''
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| newcaster_headline_30 || [[File:Newscaster headline 30.mp3]] ||''Police crackdown on black market ritual components has sent shockwaves throughout the Bronx.''
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| newcaster_headline_31 || [[File:Newscaster headline 31.mp3]] ||''An 8 year old concert pianist dazzled audiences last night. But was the Long Island native a child prodigy? Or simply possessed by an 18th century composer?''
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| newcaster_headline_32 || [[File:Newscaster headline 32.mp3]] ||''Is eating werewolf meat cannibalism? We asked some of New York's elite chefs to get their take on the new dining trend that's taking Paris by storm.''
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| newcaster_headline_33 || [[File:Newscaster headline 33.mp3]] ||''Congress debates possible alchemy restrictions. Read all about it in The New York Oracle.''
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| newcaster_headline_34 || [[File:Newscaster headline 34.mp3]] ||''"The Great Coven" leaves audiences spellbound! Read The New York Oracle's review of the latest off Broadway sensation.''
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| newcaster_headline_35 || [[File:Newscaster headline 35.mp3]] ||''Is your local doomsayer insane? Or secretly a prophet?! We asked experts how to spot the difference!''
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| newcaster_headline_36 || [[File:Newscaster headline 36.mp3]] ||''Political firebrand? Or founder of a new inquisition? Read our exclusive interview with [[John Hathorne]] and decide for yourself!''
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| newcaster_headline_37 || [[File:Newscaster headline 37.mp3]] ||''Are anti-cult sentiments on the rise? The New York Oracle investigates.''
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| newcaster_headline_38 || [[File:Newscaster headline 38.mp3]] ||''Late last night: Nathan Vice, the centre for the [https://www.nba.com/knicks/history/knickerbocker Knickerbockers] was found with their legs broken. Reports that it involved a gambling debt to a Madison Avenue curio shop owner have yet to be substantiated.''
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| newcaster_headline_39 || [[File:Newscaster headline 39.mp3]] ||''Roger and Hammerstein's latest musical "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Pacific_(musical) South Pacific]" has become the hottest ticket in town. With some would be theatre goers selling 1/8 of their souls to scalpers for prime seating.''
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| newcaster_headline_40 || [[File:Newscaster headline 40.mp3]] || ''In world news: A 7th [[Astral Gates|Astral Gate]] has been found in Europe. While dormant, experts wonder if the celestial event could cause it to open. For this story and more pick up your copy of The New York Oracle today.''
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| newcaster_headline_41 || [[File:Newscaster headline 41.mp3]] || ''They thought they were making ashtrays, but this first grade class in Harlem was actually making phylacteries. Read the disturbing tale of art class malfeasance in The New York Oracle today.''
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| newcaster_headline_42 || [[File:Newscaster headline 42.mp3]] || ''Daylight savings time. Is it still needed in the modern world? We speak to Midwest agromancers to get their take.''
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| newcaster_headline_43 || [[File:Newscaster headline 43.mp3]] || ''The Clansky trial has taken a dramatic turn today. As Miser Heart took the stand to claim that Eric Clansky's botched exorcism caused the spirit inhuman pain and suffering.''
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| newcaster_headline_44 || [[File:Newscaster headline 44.mp3]] || ''How young is too young to talk to your children about hexes? The New York Oracle speaks to a child therapist to find out.''
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| newcaster_headline_45 || [[File:Newscaster headline 45.mp3]] || ''A murder of crows suspected to be the infamous serial killer known as [[Holliday#Background|"The Troubadour"]] was spotted flying over [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Champaign%E2%80%93Urbana_metropolitan_area Champaign Urbana] today. Could he be flying to New York?''
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| newcaster_headline_46 || [[File:Newscaster headline 46.mp3]] || ''A necromancer harvesting fear from the Coney Island cyclone was arrested today. Coney Island officials could not be reached for comment.''
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| newcaster_headline_47 || [[File:Newscaster headline 47.mp3]] || ''B-Line continues to be closed this week. While the mayor has not spoken publicly on the nature of the closure, inside sources suspect it may have something to do with a sewer spirit.''
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| newcaster_headline_48 || [[File:Newscaster headline 48.mp3]] || ''Looking to take your kids to The Bleak Carnival? Pick up your copy of The New York Oracle to find out how to keep your family safe.''
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| newcaster_headline_49 || [[File:Newscaster headline 49.mp3]] || ''New York natives hoped that magic would help solve the city's rat problems, sadly it only made them stronger.''
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| newcaster_headline_50 || [[File:Newscaster headline 50.mp3]] || ''Science catching up to mysticism? It seems impossible, but these metaphysicists aren't giving up.''
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| newcaster_headline_51 || [[File:Newscaster headline 51.mp3]] || ''Djinn ambassador [[Minor Characters#Nashala_Dion|Nashala Dion]] has arrived in New York as negotiations continue. But, is the US Government really okay with selling Wyoming? For this story and more pick up The New York Oracle today.''
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| newcaster_headline_52 || [[File:Newscaster headline 52.mp3]] || ''[[wikipedia:George_Frederick_Cooke|George Frederick Cooke]] is primed to take the stage once more. But are audiences ready to see a headless ghost as a leading man?''
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| newcaster_headline_53 || [[File:Newscaster headline 53.mp3]] || ''Is Trinity(?) Church an undead time-bomb waiting to explode? We talked with premier necromancer Frederick Toten to get his take.''
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| newcaster_headline_54 || [[File:Newscaster headline 54.mp3]] || ''An attempt on [[John Hathorne|John Hathorne's]] life has raised security concerns for the controversial speakers upcoming New York appearance.''
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| newcaster_headline_55 || [[File:Newscaster headline 55.mp3]] || ''As the maelstrom rages on, The New York Oracle is proud to bring you live ritual coverage.''
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| newcaster_headline_56 || [[File:Newscaster headline 56.mp3]] || ''Have you been curious about the mysteries of the Black Chateau? For the first time in its August history, the Chateau's doors are being opened to The New York Oracle.''
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| newcaster_headline_57 || [[File:Newscaster headline 57.mp3]] || ''The [[Occult Security and Investigation Commission]] has opened a new office in New York. We hit the streets of Manhattan to find out if people feel more safe or more concerned.''
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| newcaster_headline_58 || [[File:Newscaster headline 58.mp3]] || ''An [[Occult Security and Investigation Commission|OSIC]] spokesman has refused to confirm or deny the existence of the notorious [[Haze|Sandman Division]]. For this story and more read The New York Oracle.''
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| newcaster_headline_59 || [[File:Newscaster headline 59.mp3]] || ''[[Minor Characters#Carlos Arroyo|Carlos Arroyo]], a community organizer in Spanish Harlem, is rumoured to be announcing his candidacy for mayor in the coming weeks.''
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| newcaster_headline_60 || [[File:Newscaster headline 60.mp3]] || ''[[The Mendoza Syndicate]] may have been driven out of Spanish Harlem, but is their criminal empire truly gone? We talked to local law enforcement to get their take.''
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| newcaster_headline_61 || [[File:Newscaster headline 61.mp3]] || ''The New York Oracle's own Alican Cane sits down with a cult magnate [[Maximilian Fairfax]] in an exclusive new interview. Read his thoughts on family, the [[Ixia|Ixian War]] and the future of the supernatural in our world.''
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|''"Cadence and the Requiem Boys" new single "Paying the Price" has been tearing up the charts. But should parents be concerned about lyrics that some say glorify human sacrifice?''
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|''Next week will mark the 5 year anniversary of South Ixia officially joining the United States as its 52nd state. See how folks are planning to celebrate across the country in today's edition of The New York Oracle.''
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|''As the military campaign in Ixia continues the controversial political organization Friends of Humanity announced a rally in New York to demand the US cease sending aid to the [[Outer Planes]].''
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|''[[Eldritch Tactical Solutions]], a subsidiary of [[Fairfax Industries]], comes under fire as new allegations are made by former employees. Are these [[Wrecker|soldiers]] of fortune committing war crimes? The New York Oracle investigates.''
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|''Looking at taking a vacation to [[Ixia]]? Read The New York Oracle for helpful travel tips to the [[Outer Planes]].''
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|''We were told that "Lost Whisper" was impregnable. But is there any truth to the rumour that [[Seven|a dangerous inmate]] escaped? The New York Oracle investigates.''
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|''Airships have made travel faster than ever, but not everyone is comfortable putting their safety in the hands of a Zephyr. Are those concerns reasonable or just misplaced fear?''
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|''[[wikipedia:Museum_of_Modern_Art|The Museum of Modern Art]]<nowiki/> recently announced a special gallery showcasing the work of late German artist [[Minor_Characters#Johann_Geist|Johann Geist]].''
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|''Anton's Fine Monkey Paws has been temporary closed after it was discovered that some of their stock was corrupted by a wish twister.''
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|''Shay Dana offers the finest in French gastromancy. But with a waitlist of 6 months, see what some New Yorkers are willing to do to skip the line.''
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|''Bakers across the country nervously await the Supreme Court's ruling on the legality of selling ensorcelled bagels.''
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|''A Soho cat café ran by familiars has charmed the community. But to owners, Mittens and Peppermint, it's just another day making biscuits.''
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|''A local con artist was arrested for trying to sell real estate in the underworld. Read the strange take of Escrow and Armageddon in this week's New York Oracle.''
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|''Could your neighbour be a shapeshifter? Read all the tell-tale signs of lycanthropy.''
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|''The New Jersey Devil continues his reign of mediocre stand-up performances. As the cryptids latest set receives more jeers than cheers.''
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|''The EPA has issued another sanction to [[Fairfax Industries]]. Citing their improper disposal of spiritual waste was not just an affront to nature, but a threat to it!''
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|''The Supreme Court is poised to rule on the [[Fairfax Industries|Fairfax]] Fair Tax bill next session. Will our 50th state remain in the union? Or will [[Fairfax Industries]] successfully regain its sovereignty over the island of Cadenza? Only time will tell!''
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|''For decades, contact with [[Patron|The Patrons]] has not only been impossible, but forbidden. But with the [[Maelstrom]] upon us that may change! What does the future hold? Only time will tell!''
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|''The orders of [[The Amber Hand]] and [[The Sapphire Flame|Sapphire Flame]] have long provided safeguards insuring that [[Patron|The Patrons]] remain on their home plane. But have the people we trusted to be wardens of [[Patron|The Patrons]] secretly been planning a coup? Find out how the ongoing ritual could impact your life in today's edition of The New York Oracle.''
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|''The international bestseller "For Queen and Coven" highlighting the daring exploits of the Queen's own 13th airborne assault coven is under fire, as representatives the crown claim that some of the operations detailed in the tell-all violate the nation's scrying laws and pose a national security risk.''
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|''Is the doll in your attic plotting murder? Or simply a trapped soul praying for a death that will never come? We talk to local artificers to find out how you can tell the difference.''
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|''Is it ethical to put children under a [[wikipedia:Geas|geis]]? The hot new parenting trend has kids making their bed every morning. But some experts warn that supernatural compulsion could run the risk of hurting long-term relationships between parents and their kids.''
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|''Are voodoo dolls acceptable disciplinary tools in high school? A Brooklyn math teacher looking to test the outer bounds of tenure certainly thinks so. Read all about what happens when geometry goes bad in today's New York Oracle.''
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|''Expecting parents have long kept the names of their babies secret. But now, a new [[Occult Security and Investigation Commission|OSIC]] hex report has some families questioning about ever revealing their children's true name. Readers weigh in with their thoughts in today's New York Oracle''
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